Live Life Backwards
I'd like to live my next life
backwards.....You start out dead
and get that out of the way. Then
you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day. Then
you get kicked out for being too
healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension. Then
when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day. You
work 40 years until you're too
young to work. You get ready for
High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally
promiscuous. Then you go to
grade school, you become a kid,
you play, and you have no
responsibilities. Then you
become a baby, and
then.....You spend your
last 9 months floating
peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions-
central heating, room
service on tap, and then....
You finish off as an
orgasm.
I rest my case.