Thought for the day.....
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased that he entered it in a race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
The bishop nearly had a fit, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop.
He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.....and even shorten your life. So...be yourself and enjoy life......
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be alot happier and live longer!
The pastor was so pleased that he entered it in a race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
The bishop nearly had a fit, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop.
He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.....and even shorten your life. So...be yourself and enjoy life......
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be alot happier and live longer!
Labels: thought for the day
posted by vicci at 8:07 AM
12 Comments:
:O Ba Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
This was so funny.. and so true!
Comment back~ It feels like it's winter.. it's chilly here too and looks like it is going to rain. I am sure it is colder your way!
I am liking it too. :) Are yo;u going to bake cookies? I am sure you have some great things planned!
hahaha, good thoughts...that was funny...sandy
Love this! And ain't it the truth! Sort of reminds me of an old Hank Williams song - something about "if you're minding your own business you ain't got time to mind mine" - that's not it exactly but just the general idea.
AhhhhhHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
Oh how funny! I love this story it made me laugh out loud and nod my head wisely in agreement. How funny is this! Way!
Great joke Vicci...!
Live and let live, and let others do the same..
Cool and wet here, going down to 5c tonight..!
Hugs
xx
HERE! HERE!! Hysterical but so true!!
XOXO
Love,
Lisa
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Excellent Girlie,,and so true!!!
love this - am sending it to my Dad who just had surgery and loves this kind of humor -
xox - eb.
LOL, TY...so true!
Let the talkers talk! If I gave two hoots what other people thought, I would NEVER dance and that wouldn't be any fun!
Oh, that is too funny. So this is what you were talking about, huh? That we both posted about donkeys. Guess this means you and I are joined at the ass, Vicci.
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