Wednesday, September 13, 2006
CURRENT MOON moon phase |
- This is a card I made for a friend......I've been ...
- The weekly challenge card...theme is architecture....
- Enough of the Food....How about some LOVE?????
- Remembering 911
- A Trip to Apple Hill
- Look at all these luscious caramel apples! White c...
- Cookbooks...Apple Butter...and Sauces (and...some ...
- Cakes...Breads....Doughnuts....and fritters.
6 Comments:
That is a good one!!
I saw that one at work, of all places. You know no woman invented the momogram crusher. But on the other hand we gotta be thankful it exists. Huh?
P.S. Two days from right now, we'll be out the door headed for Sir Elton John. WOW!
oh how I wish that were true! then our mammos would be made easier for sure. good luck with it - tough work being a woman!
LOL, Vicci...too funny!
I hope I don't offend anyone...
Here are some Un-Approved by the FDA drugs, specifically for women.
FUKITOL – “cure all” for general malaise caused by unsatisfying career, failed relationships, and other bullcrud.
DAMNITOL (generic for FUKITOL)
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Eliminates melancholy loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
M E N I C ILL I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat, among other things.
Again, I hope I haven't offended anyone. Delete me, if so.
You guys are gonna have a rockin' good time at Elton Friday! He's beautiful.
ba ha haaaaaaaaaaa! I'm sending this to my mom. she'll get a kick out of this.
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